Where is your Mother?

You know when you're out in public and your child is acting like a total lunatic? Or when their precious little mouths open and they say something terribly offensive to or about someone else?

And this is where you wish you could say " Oh Honey, where is your mother?" and look around like they don't belong to you. Admit it.

Well, it's been a while since my kids have totally embarrassed me. They have their moments now and then but they've out grown it for the most part, at least out in public. At home, they stil act like lunatics...YAY! 
With G's birthday coming up and her starting to talk, I was just thinking...I am not looking forward to that stage with her. Just say'n.